14 guides

What to know before you get on the table

Written to answer the questions people are slightly embarrassed to ask at the front desk: what deep tissue really means, whether the person working on you is licensed, what to leave on, what to tip, when you should not book at all, and which parts of a spa menu have any evidence behind them.

Safety

When You Should Not Get a Massage

The absolute contraindications, the situations that need clearance first, and the ones where you just need a therapist with the right training rather than no massage at all.

8 min read

Recovery

Cold Plunge and Contrast Therapy, Honestly

What cold water immersion has decent evidence for, what it does not, the one situation where it may work against you, and the safety rule that matters more than any protocol.

9 min read

Money

Are Spa and Massage Memberships Worth It?

The model is priced so that it is genuinely good value if you go and quietly expensive if you do not. The whole answer turns on one number people consistently overestimate.

8 min read

Booking

What Actually Happens at Your First Massage

How much you undress, what the draping does, whether you have to talk, what happens if it hurts, and every other thing people are too self-conscious to ask the front desk.

9 min read